Columns

We’re 124 years old. No, not me personally, although some days I feel a little like it. I’m talking about the Gazette, which published its first issue in 1889.

Jury duty is not something that ever crosses my mind. In 46 years of being registered to vote, my name has never come up for a jury pool.

My sister has a stalker!
OK, that would be kind of alarming, except the stalker is me, her brother. At least, that’s what my wife thinks. Jenny says I’m obsessed with keeping track of where Donna and her husband Homer are during a cruise trip they are taking to Australia and several places in southeast Asia.

It was a perfect-weather weekend for a basketball nap – rainy, gray, cold and just too nasty to spend much time outdoors.